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are those Ashley Tisdale and emily Osment?

OH MY GOD THIS SHOW

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:



Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?


this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:

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Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?

this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

sorelatable:

When someone tells me, “Great question” I never hear their answer because I’m busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

ask-jeffrey-kun:

ok so ur an athiest and having sex u dont moan ”oh god” u moan ”oh bill nye the science guy” then u get up and start singing ”BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY” then u jam the fuck out

visambros:

earljrsmith:

as a white person i apologize

As a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize.

You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people, but you didn’t. You also shouldn’t feel as though you aren’t allowed to have problems. Just because society leans toward favouring white people, doesn’t mean your life is perfect and stress free.

You don’t need to feel bad for being born the race you are. No one should

amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened



coming attractions!

amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

coming attractions!

sh4ne:

omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun

Happy Labor Day y’all

deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

sirdef:

novaorchid:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

i’m not a science expert. i’m not even a science novice. but that’s so interesting that these four would come up with interstellar travel when none of the 4 above are qualified as far as we know? reed richards in the mcu is just listed as a physicist, peter parker could only be linked with engineering + genetics, tony’s engineering, bruce banner is physicist in the 616 but i believe just radiology in the mcu.

know who IS an astrophysicist though?

know who has actually manipulated travel between realms? 

jane foster!

Doctor Who Dalek