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Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

jean-luc-gohard:

The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

posted 3 days ago via skelecub · © twirpy with 18,367 notes
that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

Doctor Who Dalek