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handjob:

white people are out of control

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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the-spoopy-monkey:

dirtygrandma:

okay so I should be doing something else but I’m going to do another reblog for a bunny

but since it’s october reblog this post to get a GHOST BUNNY in your inbox based on your theme!

like this

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you have to have your submit box open to get a bunny, and reblog before november 1st!

BOONY

drinkwithmegrantaire:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOWCLOUD

intensional:

This makes me happy

intensional:

This makes me happy

lithping:

name us and the contract will be sealed

lithping:

name us and the contract will be sealed

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jinglebrat:

stop making fancy products meant to “prevent rape” and start beating rapists mercilessly with varying sizes of hammers

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

courtneywinston:

holdontowhatyoueat:

courtneywinston:

#1 reason why not to install a cat door in your bedroom

there is a story behind this and I don’t think I want to hear it.

Actually there’s a person behind it but yes

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

courtneywinston:

holdontowhatyoueat:

courtneywinston:

#1 reason why not to install a cat door in your bedroom

there is a story behind this and I don’t think I want to hear it.

Actually there’s a person behind it but yes

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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Doctor Who Dalek